What could be better to waste 5 minutes of your time when you should be working than to look at a few celebrities who have had their teeth and eyebrows removed? You never know, you may end up on another one of our articles and waste 10 minutes. But steady on, one step at a time.
Okay, when we say celebrities without no teeth and eyebrows, what we means is a mixture of the two: Some have no eyebrows, some have no teeth, and some are a mixture. What they all have in common though are amazing smiles. We just thought the title Celebrities Without Teeth and Eyebrows and Who Look Amazing While Smiling didn’t have the same ring to it.
10. Jennifer Lawrence
Here’s an idea for a movie. How about putting a lot of people on an island and the aim is for them to shave their eyebrows and take pictures of them when they are smiling goofily? What do you mean it sounds terrible? We would totally watch that.
9. Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift, instead of writing a song about going out with every male in site and how they treated you wrong, why not write one about having no eyebrows or teeth? Or better more, think to yourself that you may be the problem. Yeah, we said it.
8. Kristen Stewart
Jacob! Bella! Edward! Have any of you seen that YouTube video where some has dubbed a Twilight trailer with just the characters names? We would find it and post the link but we really can’t be asked. That’s it, that’s now your mission for the day. Go forth and report back to us once you’ve located it.
7. Britney Spears
Britney, Britney, Britney, you’ve had your fair share of ups and downs over the years and you’ve been in the public eye most of your career. Please, please have plastic surgery and make your face permanently stay like this as it’s an amazing look for you.
6. Emma Watson
Wow! Open your mouth and say arrgghh! It would be like tossing a hot dog down a tunnel if you know what we mean? (If you don’t you’re probably too young and your mum says you’re not allowed on sites like this. Oh, she said what time will you be home for tea)
5. Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling, we know you love to get fed with spoons on Vine and with a mouth like this you could use a shovel never mind a spoon. And then you have the added benefit of having no teeth to get in the way. Result!
4. Jennifer Aniston
The ex-Friends star looks happy doesn’t she? We wouldn’t be that happy if we needed to wear dentures. Oh, have any of you seen We re the Millers? If not, wow, go and watch it now. Who can complain about Jennifer Aniston in her underwear?
3. Beyonce
Damn, girl, you look quite manly without teeth don’t you? It’s okay though, we’re sure J-Zay will still be happy to stick his meat inside you.
2. Zac Efron
High School Musical’s Zac Efron looks happy doesn’t he? If only the picture had a caption. I think if we memed the f*ck out of it, it would be something like: “Ermahgerd, Kern Flerks!”
1. Rihanna
Rihanna, or as your gay fans like to can you, Riri (it doesn’t even make sense and it’s stupid) is so like “Mmmm, put them in my mouth, boy. Come on, do, it! I’ve even taken my teeth out for you, boy”.
source:www.ultimatetop10s.com
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